Where the Wild Things Are

Ok, so let me start by saying that never really understood the point of a camera on your phone. I mean the quality is not good enough to print and hang so really what's the point. Well my friends that was until i found www.peopleofwalmart.com (read my post first, but if you haven't been there, GO) so anyways the more i saw the walcreatures and they like to call me i started to realized i saw my own far share of "creatures" out and about in the city of Las Vegas.

So the next logical step after finding one of these urban myths is to snap a picture of them and post for you see and experience them in all their glory.

This my friends is where country/hillbilly meets city or hillbilly comes to city, city rejects hillbilly and hillbilly goes back where hillbilly belongs. Either way please note a few things; the cargo shorts, the camouflage talk boots, o yea and the ring worm on the inside of the right leg.

Here we have Pat. Man or women you deiced. I couldn't tell at first until is turned around and the front of the super-high waisted pants were bedazzled. AWESOME

What could be better than those pants your ask? The ACTUAL picture of a naked girl on the front of his shirt.

And what are they reading? On is reading about LiLo's drug use and the other about Bristol Palins baby. Hopefully the prayed before, during, and after.

Everywhere i go i will continue to take my phone and have it ready at a moments notice when i spot this creature i hunt. until then my friends...

Thought of the Day- If you get a coupon for 50% off the half price lawyers, are they free?

98 cents

Ok so yesterday the roommate and I went to the 98 cent store. Wait, I'm sorry its called the 98 cent SUPERSTORE. I must say I was pretty freaking excited about this. I couldn't wait to see what i could get for 98 cents that some other dude was paying 99 cents for down the street. That's my mother in me. So anyways, we pull up and I must say that outside looked promissing.

The inside however was a little different. It was a cross between the more expensive 99 cents store and a thrift store. I will only say this about the people there, they give the people of Walmart a run for their money! Yikes... So once I got passed the funky smell and the "interesting" people, I saw what looked like a promising selection of things I didn't need but just might of had to have. It wasn't until i got closer i realized why these things were 98 cents...

Don't worry though, I didn't leave empty handed. I picked up a cute little "key word little" zebra 2 piece swimsuit. Oh and guess what, normally both pieces are 98 cents each but they were having a special so I got both top and bottom for 98 cents. After wiping the tear from my eyes from laughter i make my way to the counter to buy all my expensive items and what happens next could not be made up...

This is the conversation between me and Misty (yes thats how you spell her name)

Misty- "Find everything ok?"

Me- "yes, thank you"

(she rings up a few items, then gets to the swimsuit)

Misty- "Oh isn't this just so cute"

Me- "Yup, cant wait to wear it" (when hell freezes over)

Misty- " Yea, i bought this before we opened, but I had to pay 98 cents for each piece, i woulda waited if i'd known it was going to go on sale."

Me- (fighting back laughter) that is a bummer, butl i hope to we don't wear it to the same pool on the same day, that would be embarrassing"

Misty- "well then we would just have to model it and see who looks better"

Me- (being a nice as i can) "i bet you would win"

Misty- "thanks, my boyfriend says I'm a winner"

Misty weighted about 180 pounds.

I am in no way making a fat joke here! Just a hillbilly one!

Thought of the Day- Mental images... easy to develop, hard to erase!

First Post

OK so i am starting this blog to capture my daily life and thoughts. Good thing I will be including my thoughts because I'm pretty sure my life would bore you. I have been told by many that I should do this and i only hope I can come up with enough material to keep you laughing and coming back for more!

Thought of the Day- that commercial, windows 7 was my idea shut up no it wasn't. they should have it say windows 7, it was mac's idea.