Monday, December 6, 2010
Monday, November 1, 2010
2 things... 1- OMFG and 2- I can't believe my sister actually asked this girl to take this picture and that she agreed!
Photo Credit- Hunter Kaite
OK 1- she is at the movies and 2- she is about 60 years old!
Photo Credit- Hunters Mike and Jayna
Thought of the Day- unless they ask, people don't want to know your life story!
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
1. Spot a creature
2. Get phone out of bag as fast as possible and open camera feature.
3. Place your self in a position that best captures the ridiculousness of the outfit and/or person.
4. Hold your phone up as if you were texting.
5. Snap the picture ( it is VERY important that your phone is on silent or vibrate, so the person can't hear the sound of you taking the picture.)
6. Send me that pictureHere is a pic for you complements of Hunter Melia!
I don't know what is worse, the fact that this is guy or the back cleavage he has going on!
Thought of the Day- I Got This!
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Monday, October 11, 2010
OK 1. Close your legs 2. Why are you wearing a shirt that says Jersey Girl?
Hey Lady, 2 people called while you were out. The first was Billy Idol who says he wants his hair back and the other was Beetle Juice who wants his jacket back.
Friday, October 8, 2010
True Religion + Ed Hardy = Dousche Pants
Hey the 90's called it wants its fake hair clip back!
Not so bad right?
Please take note of the items on the belt. In case you cant see its mouth wash, 2 KY Jelly's, A Sprite and a water! He's partying tonight!
I SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST
I think this speaks for its self! What you can't see is her giving the name Bella to the Jamba Juice guy! WTF
If you see any creatures, send them to me! I will give you the photo credit. Also, if you are looking to be a hunter and need advice on how to get the best photo possiable I am teaching a class! Contact me of details!
Thought of the Day- If you look a fool, I will take a picture of you!
Monday, September 13, 2010
I picked the top 5 that bug me the most!
5- This is for the ladies. First off you look ridiculous walking miles in 5 inch heals (we point and laugh) but second, it is NEVER OK for you to remove foot ware and walk around barefoot. I know your saying to yourself that it never happens. But, my friends... it does.
4- Don't rent a car unless you know where you are going and how to drive in this city. Us locals can spot a rent a car a mile away. Seriously, it annoys us. Please Please Please take a cab.
3- It is not acceptable for you to walk around in your undergarments. Ladies, bras and panties go under your clothes. Guys- same with boxers. Key point- UNDER the clothes. We don't want to see that, you are not cute, we don't think its funny, and most of all.. you look like a fool.
2- When you are walking on Las Vegas Blvd please take note of the big red/orange hand flashing. hint- THIS MEANS STOP WALKING. Please stop because I will hit you, or give you a scare, but you know what... its what you get. You are the reason I don't go down there, you are the reason every person hates driving on this street.
1- The most common offence and number one thing you should know before coming to Vegas... Fashion rules still apply. I can't tell you how many times i have been completely discussed by the sight of a 60 year old women in a spandex tube dress. YIKES! Or the hoards of old mean wearing wife betters, gold chains, and smoking cigars. Eww and don't hit on me. your old enough to be my dad!
There i more I'm sure but those are the ones that bug the most! If you have any questions or a planning a trip this way, please feel free to call ahead so i can fill you in on the dos and dont's of a Las Vegas traveler.
Thought of the Day- Eat a piece of cheese.
^^^ that is in honor of my mother, who's birthday is today and who swore that if you just eat a piece of cheese it would fill your hunger tell dinner.