How to be a great hunter/ how to take awesome creature pictures

OK so many of you have told me that you are hunting but I have yet to get any pictures from you! So I thought I would put together a step by step process on how to get the best pictures possible.


1. Spot a creature


2. Get phone out of bag as fast as possible and open camera feature.


3. Place your self in a position that best captures the ridiculousness of the outfit and/or person.


4. Hold your phone up as if you were texting.


5. Snap the picture ( it is VERY important that your phone is on silent or vibrate, so the person can't hear the sound of you taking the picture.)

6. Send me that picture

Here is a pic for you complements of Hunter Melia!

I don't know what is worse, the fact that this is guy or the back cleavage he has going on!

Thought of the Day- I Got This!

The Hits Just Keep Comin!

ENJOY!!!

Come on man... Notice his hands in front... they are holding his shorts on!

Katy Perry I'm blaming this one on you!

CLASSY!!!

No words.

Photo Credits; Me, Melia, Melias Friends

Thought of the Day- Fork Off!!

from my fellow hunters...

These were sent to me by Hunter Melia...

Looks like she had a rough time in Vegas!

OK 1. Close your legs 2. Why are you wearing a shirt that says Jersey Girl?

Hey Lady, 2 people called while you were out. The first was Billy Idol who says he wants his hair back and the other was Beetle Juice who wants his jacket back.

Keep Hunting My Friends!

My New Obsession

So I know it has been awhile since I last posted but that is because I have been busy hunting for the best creatures I can find to share with you all. Every where I go I am on the prowl, and no one is safe or spared from my camera. It is for this reason that unless I have important or hysterical stories/information to share with you this blog will be dedicated solely to the creatures of Las Vegas. You may think this is mean, but these people going out in public looking like this is mean to my eyes. With that being said here is my latest pray.

I love the socks with the sandals... o and the pants! AWESOME

(Sorry its blurry, she was moving)

True Religion + Ed Hardy = Dousche Pants

Hey the 90's called it wants its fake hair clip back!

Not so bad right?

Please take note of the items on the belt. In case you cant see its mouth wash, 2 KY Jelly's, A Sprite and a water! He's partying tonight!

I SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST

I think this speaks for its self! What you can't see is her giving the name Bella to the Jamba Juice guy! WTF

If you see any creatures, send them to me! I will give you the photo credit. Also, if you are looking to be a hunter and need advice on how to get the best photo possiable I am teaching a class! Contact me of details!

Thought of the Day- If you look a fool, I will take a picture of you!

Things You Should Know When You Come To Vegas!

Ok! So there are somethings that I want the world to know when it comes to visiting Las Vegas! These are things we locals have discussed many of times and felt it important to share the list with you!!

I picked the top 5 that bug me the most!

5- This is for the ladies. First off you look ridiculous walking miles in 5 inch heals (we point and laugh) but second, it is NEVER OK for you to remove foot ware and walk around barefoot. I know your saying to yourself that it never happens. But, my friends... it does.

4- Don't rent a car unless you know where you are going and how to drive in this city. Us locals can spot a rent a car a mile away. Seriously, it annoys us. Please Please Please take a cab.

3- It is not acceptable for you to walk around in your undergarments. Ladies, bras and panties go under your clothes. Guys- same with boxers. Key point- UNDER the clothes. We don't want to see that, you are not cute, we don't think its funny, and most of all.. you look like a fool.

2- When you are walking on Las Vegas Blvd please take note of the big red/orange hand flashing. hint- THIS MEANS STOP WALKING. Please stop because I will hit you, or give you a scare, but you know what... its what you get. You are the reason I don't go down there, you are the reason every person hates driving on this street.

1- The most common offence and number one thing you should know before coming to Vegas... Fashion rules still apply. I can't tell you how many times i have been completely discussed by the sight of a 60 year old women in a spandex tube dress. YIKES! Or the hoards of old mean wearing wife betters, gold chains, and smoking cigars. Eww and don't hit on me. your old enough to be my dad!

There i more I'm sure but those are the ones that bug the most! If you have any questions or a planning a trip this way, please feel free to call ahead so i can fill you in on the dos and dont's of a Las Vegas traveler.


Thought of the Day- Eat a piece of cheese.
^^^ that is in honor of my mother, who's birthday is today and who swore that if you just eat a piece of cheese it would fill your hunger tell dinner.

Creature Time

Its that time again! I now find it impossible to go anywhere without hunting for creatures. I have also started receiving pics of creatures from my friends so some of the pics posted are complements of them. I still cant believe was walks around these Vegas streets.

Keep hunting my friends...

Thought of the Day- How come those signs say No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service but say nothing about pants?

Go Away!!!!

I have a problem in my life, well i don't see it as a problem but others do, so for the purpose of this blog we will call it a problem. I am easily annoyed. Back to the problem part, i don't see this as MY problem as much as the problem of those that annoyed me in the first place. You see this "problem" is not just aimed towards people... things annoy me to. o sit back and waste the next 10 minuets of your life reading about the list of people and things that annoy me and as far as I'm concerned should just go away!!

People:

Reality TV "Stars"! The top three shows that need to go away and stay away.

1. Jersey Shore

2. The Real Housewives of... (every freaking city in the US)

3. The Bachelor/Bachelorette

These are old, tired, and played out! I am sick of people asking me if I watch them! I inform them that if I wanted to be around or watch dumb people i would just go to Walmart. Needless to say you will NEVER find me watching these shows even if there is "nothing" else on!

Things:

1. Jeggings

2. The 1980's Clothes

3. Boys in skinny jeans

4. Tiny Dogs/ Carrying them in a tote-bag.

Jeggins- What were they thinking when they designed these and what in the hell are people thinking when they put them on! I mean come on, the only people that should be wearing these are 4 year old little girls! Please please please stop wearing these America! For the sake of my eyes!

1980'2 Clothes- OK everyone looks back in pictures from this time and thinks what in the hell was i thinking. so why in the world would the kids today think it is cool to look like they are in sixteen candles! Yikes, I die a little on the inside when i go in a store (F21 or H&M) and it is floor to ceiling 1980s. When I ask the store clerk if they have anything you know from this time period not only to i get a blank look but i also get a look like i am crazy for not wanting to wear bright teal, sparkly short dress. Um no thanks!

Boys in Skinny Jeans- OK so maybe this isn't a huge problem in Oklahoma but in Las Vegas it is an epidemic. I mean I cant walk out of my house and not see a boy in skinny jeans. Even in the 115 degree weather. I mean yikes. And its not just high schoolers! I would say one out of every 5 guys on campus is in skinny jeans. Then you go to the strip and they forgeries think it is OK to cut their skinny jeans and make them shorts. Umm no yours in America now and you need to follow our rules (there is a whole post to come on things you need to know when coming to Vegas).

Tiny Dogs/ Dogs in tote bags- OK not only is Paris Hilton old but so is this. I just want to run up and rescue these poor little dogs. And even more so when they have clothes on. I mean come on, have a kid or something let dogs be dogs! Most of the time I refrained from saying something is because Sandro or Bern pull me in the other direction and give me the "please don't embarrass me look". 50% of the time that works, but it leaves me feeling horrible for these dogs.

This list is short and all i could think of for now but if you can think of other things that should go away then feel free to comment and let me know!!